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DEAR DIARY

TEH VACASHUN 2 AFRICA HAS SO FAR BEEN VRY FUN. TEH FURST TRIP WUZ NOT SO NICE, BEAN STUCK IN HOOJ RPLANE, BUT TEH SECOND RPLANE WUZ LOT MOAR FUN 2 BE IN, SMALL, CRAMPD, WIF LAWTS OV PLACEZ 2 CRAWL IN AN ON. OV COURSE WE HAD SUM TROUBLE ALONG TEH WAI AN HAD 2 LAND AN FIX TEH PLANE, AN RAN INTO SUM IDIOTS WIF GUNS, BUT WE TOOK CARE OV DAT REAL QUICK.

DEN WE ARRIVD INT HE CITY WE WANTD 2 GO 2 AN HAD 2 GO LOOKIN 4 DA MAN WE WUZ THAR 2 FIND. I LET TEH OTHERS DO DAT AN SPENT MOST OV MAH TIEM WIF TEH FUNNY LADY DAT TOOK US ON DIS VACASHUN. SHEZ VRY NICE, STROKEZ MAH EARS AN MAKEZ ME PURR.TEH OTHERS FINDZ TEH MAN WE WANTD 2 FIND AN SO I WENT 2 TEH HOOJ CASTLE 2 TAEK LOOK AROUND WIF MAH NEW FREND 2 GUIDE ME THRU TEH HOOJ PLACE ON HIS COMPUTR WHILE TALKIN 2 ME THRU HIS FONE, HEZ RLY SMART, THOUGH BIT ODD. I DIDNT FIND TEH ARTIFACT WE WANTD BUT TALKD 2 TEH MAN WE NEEDD AN HE SED HE NEVR HAD TEH ARTIFACT SO WE DIDNT KNOE WUT 2 DO NEXT .

SO DEN WE HAD 2 GIT INTO SUM PARTY WIF SUM AUCSHUN 2 C IF WE CUD GIT TEH ARTIFACT, OR AT LEAST SUM ARTIFACT, I GIT FUZZY ON TEH DETAILS. 2 GIT IN WE NEEDD 2 DO SOMETHIN 4 SUM GUY AN DAT WENT ALL WRONG SO I HAD 2 USE SUM GRENADEZ 2 MAK SUM SPIRIT GO BOOM AN DEN WE NEEDD 2 FIND WUT WE CAME THAR 4 BUT DAT WUZ DIFFICULT BUT WE MANAGD 2 GIT IT SO WE CUD GO 2 TEH PARTY. TEH PARTY ITSELF WUZ RATHR BORIN THOUGH I DID GIT 2 TALK 2 NICE MAN, HE WUZ VRY INTERESTD IN WUT I HAD 2 SAY.

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